merielle

So I often have very vivid, crazy dreams. Sometimes they're awful, sometimes they're just WTF. But this one was awesome.

I was a law clerk for an unnamed Supreme Court Justice. Part of how you can tell this was an alternate universe is that Justice Scalia was not a huge asshole, he was actually funny and charming, and he bummed a cigarette off me in the courtyard.

Then I met Eddie Izzard in a bar and ended up hooking up with him, which led to a cheerful conversation with my roommate about genderqueerness and gender fluidity.

I woke up totally amused and thinking, "Well played, alternate universe me. Well played."